76. The art episode

76. The art episode

The Dogs spend episode 76 immersed in the realms of art and cinema—foreign ground indeed for your favourite slackers. We take a long, hard look at the new $5 million chandelier under the Granville Street Bridge, but then recover our good humour as we breeze through “Parasite”, Guillermo del Toro, and some choice Netflix selections. If you’re always looking for ways to kill forty-six minutes and eighteen seconds, look no further: this episode is full of art!

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75. Dogs on Gravely Street

75. Dogs on Gravely Street

You’re dying to find out what the Dogs got for Christmas, amiright? We also managed to squeeze in a mathematical view of sunrise and sunset and thoughts on options to provide for ourselves should we become destitute. Also, you always wanted to hear us pretend to know what they mean when they say “north of 60”. It’s wholesome, heartwarming and maybe even educational. Have a taste. Speaking of which we even have a dietary recommendation!

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74. Lotta Dogmanova

74. Lotta Dogmanova

The Dogs grew up hearing radio ads for the Unitarian Service of Canada, as well as a lot of other radio and TV commercials. We’re looking for help identifying a couple of them in this episode. We’re happy to read a lot of listener mail, and are fascinated to learn that Joni didn't write “Twisted” and “Centerpiece”; nonetheless we’d like to hear the old Red Cross TV spot once more. We acknowledge our Boomerosity and reveal Google Trekker, but just can’t find those old videos. Dirty darn!

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73. Thespian Dog

73. Thespian Dog

Join KJ for a first hand reminiscence from his recent stage work. We also cover a bundle of great listener mail, RJ’s Gold Standard TV series viewing recommendations, a modestly successful bit of media plagiarism from PJ, and even a baseless accusation that the CBC is stealing our ideas—and this is just the “cultural” part of Episode 73. There’s also a drainage-oscopy, a Tale From the Shuttle (the best one of two!), and another sure-fire money making scheme. It just goes from one fun thing to another!

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72. Spirit medium dogs

72. Spirit medium dogs

A conversation with a shuttle customer prompts a discussion in the Shed about our buy-in on mediums and the Other Side. That leads naturally into whether we should try to do a best hits summer filler podcast, which inevitably meant we had to talk about PJ’s vegan Thanksgiving and a trombone rendition of the US national anthem. There’s all that and a lot more in 40 minutes of wide-ranging yet totally connected conversation. Enjoy!

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71. The Dogs on the Hill

71. The Dogs on the Hill

In an unusually focused episode, the Shed Dogs review RJ’s recent extensive road trip (in the Whole Earth Catalogue, it was Divine Right’s Trip), get exciting news on acting jobs coming up for KJ, and struggle to predict the outcome of the last federal election. We do touch on home repairs and a Shuttle tale, too, but mostly it’s tacos in Rawlins and Calamity Jane’s tombstone.

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70. 44 years in 61 minutes

70. 44 years in 61 minutes

Longtime friend and listener Candace of Kanata, Ottawa, Edmonton, Resolute Bay, Vancouver, and Rossland joins PJ & KJ in the Shed to catch up on where the decades went and what’s going on these days. We hear about KJ’s new GP assistant and PJ’s favourite ever tax consultant as well as how canny car owners like Candace deal with gas tanks that leak but are just too expensive to fix. In an episode that flirts with explosion the whole way, we manage to just stay warm!

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69. Dogged Dead or Alive

69. Dogged Dead or Alive

In a warmhearted episode the Dogs of the Shed get updates on RJ’s foosball life, on KJ’s Shed life, and on PJ’s Shuttle life. RJ waxes rhapsodic about a young Steve McQueen in the old Wanted Dead or Alive TV series, and KJ finds out that A&W cooks their eggs fresh, at least in the middle of the day. As if all that wasn’t enough, we also cram in Apple product recommendations from RJ as well as a call for brilliant ideas for reusing old car batteries from PJ. All the energy packed into less than an hour! You can’t go wrong here.

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68. The Dogs get organized

68. The Dogs get organized

We marvel at how RJ uses yet another list to prepare to explore the wide world while using an otoscope to explore the micro world. In between, we discuss Aziz Ansari, Shelley Duvall as Wendy Torrance, ear worms and how to get rid of them, and the question of whether the government, Aziz, and who knows who else is stealing ideas from us. It’s a little paranoid, occasionally disgusting, and a lot of fun.

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67. Arts Expo 67

67. Arts Expo 67

A brief and invigorating romp through an invasion of moths we fail to correctly identify*, the worst dreams we ever had, and a bizarre highway plan from the 1960s. On the upside, we are also treated to a look at KJ’s blossoming career as an artist and a in-depth review of RJ’s apex home inventory system. It’s an episode that’s sure to reassure you about how well-adjusted you actually are! See inside for how to view the images.

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66. Clickety-click

66. Clickety-click

It’s pouring out but warm and dry in the shed. In true Dog fashion and in no rush to be let outside, we review Listener Mail, Tales From the Shuttle, and what was up with those crazy pics of KJ seen on Facebook last August. We also take some time to recall playing guns as kids—remarkably similar experiences for all three of us in two different countries. And whatever did happen to Life Savers, anyway? We get our kicks… in episode 66!

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65. Pickleball Cereal Theatre 3000

65. Pickleball Cereal Theatre 3000

The Dogs are happy to welcome special guests and longtime listeners Leigh of Courtney and Moira of Steveston into the Shed for an informative and sunny 65th episode, in which we discover what we never knew about pickleball and eating cereal. Moira and RJ compare notes on architecture tours they’ve been on in Vancouver, and while KJ continues his beach vacation at Christina Lake, the four of us in the Shed puzzle over PJ’s pole dancing skills and fondly remember Johnny LaRue’s unmet crane shot dreams.

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64. ShambhaDogs

64. ShambhaDogs

While KJ takes a well-deserved vacation at Christina Lake, RJ & PJ welcome very special guest Hayley from North Van into the Shed for a fascinating inside look at the culture and happenings at the Shambhala Music Festival held at Salmo River Ranch in August every year. All the wooks out there can relive the experience, while the non-Shambhalized will find this an eye opener!

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63. Dogs in Spam!

63. Dogs in Spam!

How to make a PBJ, The Barber of London, big government projects, and the strange pleasure of seeing that old-school scams involving actual letters (you know, with paper and stamps and envelopes) are still being run, maybe by some kind of steam-punk gang. As if all that wasn’t enough, there are also entertainment reviews and recommendations galore. This episode is clearly time well wasted, to steal a phrase.

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62. Traveling Shedburys

62. Traveling Shedburys

We can’t say how we got here, but in Episode 62 we find ourselves discussing the nighttime bathroom habits of high altitude mountain trekkers, and, well...people our age. We knew we were going to hear about KJ’s trip to London and RJ’s Lillooet adventure, and Listener Mail was no surprise either...but commodes?! There’s some alternate fuel vehicle talk, and a poll question on lake swimming, and even a backgrounder on theme music...but we didn’t see commodes coming. Maybe you can figure it out - have a listen and let us know!

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61. Ave Maria on the kettle

61. Ave Maria on the kettle

While RJ visits a country club, PJ attends the McCartney concert, which of course leads to Carpool Karaoke, before enjoying Listener Mail and appliances that play music when they’re done. We shed (heh) a little light on things that freak real dogs out and again get lost in handyman talk. Fortunately we recover in time to consider our careers, including RJ’s new job as a personal assistant, and complain about our taxes. This is real Dog talk - enjoy.

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60. Border Dogs

60. Border Dogs

Our 60th episode is as true to form as the first: we go from worrying about whether we’re tainting your good name at the border, to the World’s Toughest Milkman, to tender moments in the Shuttle. RJ then dogsplains how to save big bucks on your telecom bill, PJ marvels at a really tough Samsung phone, and KJ frets about long flights. We wish a couple of daughters a happy birthday. Specifically, we shout them out. We’re everywhere and enjoying evey stop on this tip-laden podcast shuttle. Come along for the ride, but bring your own Kleenex!

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59. DogSpeak™

59. DogSpeak™

As the waves crash endlessly onto the shore, the Dogs prattle on about a spectrum of interests and observations, criticisms and plaudits, tenderness and scorn. Reality doesn’t interfere much. Just sit down and hang out and hear about everything from salsa extraction to insurance to ghosts to plumbing to the threat of sophisticated AIs creating humanoid faces. Have a cup of whatever and a bite of something good—we’re happy you’re here with us in the uncanny valley.

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